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He was most definitely obnoxious with his little sayings, or nicknames he would dub us. No one can deny that they always made us laugh. Eventually. He had that quality about him. To goad you into laughter. Sometimes begrudgingly. Personally, I always found it most humorous when he directed it at someone else. Please enjoy these. They were compiled by his friends at work. I thank the friends at TXDOT. Some of these sayings have meaning only to certain individuals. You know who you are!



1. Stoopid 25. Huump Day
2. Tired of it 26. Oh Bay Bee
3. Tough Break 27. Yeah Bay Bee
4. You funny guy 28. Woo Woo Woork
5. Use the force 29. Third World Friends
6. Blister in me fingers 30. Fatback
7. Fish Head 31. Salt Peter
8. Rob Co Bob 32. Down to the water line
9. Brothern Law 33. I don't want to be bothered.
10. Longhorn Lubbers 34. I just love it when a plan comes together
11. That'll be fine 35. I don't want to chit chat
12. "Ki Mi Ah" 36. I like children but I don't play
13. "Lick Lick" 37. I like you but I just can't stand you
14. Manly man 38. Buttfiller
15. Girly Girl 39. G'day mate...
16. Cromagnum 40. "Festival"
17. Sluggo 41. Stiff Man Disease
18. Shneaky Shnake
19. Fiddler Crab Some of the songs he sang
20. World's Oldest Teenager Queer Song
21. Dodo Brain Tarzan Song
22. Collierized Liar Liar Song
23. The Vixen Cowboy Song
24. You funny guy Handsomest Man In the World Song
Oh Fadda Song